We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
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Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
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He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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