nutella sex= disaster
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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