i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
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Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
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lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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