Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
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You. Win. At. Life.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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