Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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