I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
The 19 Strangest Things People Use To Get Off
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
These 25 Normal Couples Tried Porn Moves During Sex And It Ended Horribly
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...