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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it

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• (425): View more from Washington

  the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.

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• (212): View more from New York

  the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?

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• (716): View more from New York

  Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.

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• (818): View more from California

  Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"

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