Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
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I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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