So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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