I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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