Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
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she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
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I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize