Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
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No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
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So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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