Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
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