i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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