R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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