so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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