he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
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i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
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It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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