I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
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i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
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My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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