Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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