She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
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I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
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He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
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