Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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