I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
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Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
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My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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