i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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