Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
