Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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