You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Randomize
