Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
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I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
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after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.