Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted