I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
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I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
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Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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