I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
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my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
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I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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