i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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