I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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