Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
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We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
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HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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