He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Randomize
