There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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