yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
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she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
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Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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