Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
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I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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