do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
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