no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
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As shirtless as possible
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
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I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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