they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
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i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
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One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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