she takes plan B like it's going out of style
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
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how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
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I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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