Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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