it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
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My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
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YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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