id be glad to
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Randomize
