I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
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this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
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I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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