Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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