But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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