My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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