Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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