turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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