so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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