he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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