Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
He shit in the fireplace
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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