I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
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I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
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I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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