his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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