If i come over, it means nothing
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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