I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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