If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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