Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
either way he was missing a nipple.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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