the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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