you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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