It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
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My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
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I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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