just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
handjob tips. give me some.
I am midnight drunk by noon
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
