Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
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He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
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dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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