office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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